Sunday, October 6, 2024
Monday, May 30, 2022
UPGRADE SR91 HORMONE AGENCY
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
HORMONE RELEASE
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
20:20 #PowerTract
#Cog-nitive #Solution
20:20 #SmartBook
HORMONE RECYCLING
20:20 Hubba Bubba
20:20 #Feedback
20:20 Bubble Yum
ARCHSEXDEMON
20:20 Chit Chat
Rabbit Out The Hat
66/6
>#Polymorphic #SuperRabies<
*<2>
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
20:20 #LogicMotion
20:20 #InfoTravel
20:20 #DataConstruct
20:20 #PhoneBook
Rabies 91 Gets a #Charge Off Her #Hormones
66/6 HORMONE ARRAY
20:20 Bubble Yum
20:20 Hubba Bubba
20:20 #SmokeSignals
20:20 #WarDrum
<3>*
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
20:20 Bong Bong 20:20 Ton
#Power of The #Signal
Smoking Barrels On My Guns
METABOLIC
FACULTY
#ANTIRETROVIRAL
#APPARATUS
Proper Punctuation
SHEP PROUDFOOT
KICKED THAT BITCH
IN THE FRICKIN' ASS
66/6
#SATAN 41
*<4>
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
20:20 Song Song 20:20 San
20:20 #HyperAggressive
OSCAR THE GROUCH
LEAPED FROM THE CAN
AND KICKED THAT BITCH
IN THE FREAKIN' ASS
20:20 #Violent E-Motions
BIG BIRD ATE YOUR MONKEY
20:20 E-Notional #Reactor
55
<5>*
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
66/6 #UPDATE #Antispyware
Han Solo Shaved Chewbacca
Then He Phucked The Wookiee
Han Solo Feminized Chewbacca
Then He Pimped Out The Wookiee
See Chewbacca Out There Hoein'
What Is This World Coming To?
CARGO
*<6>
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
20:20 #QuickDraw
Solomon Eroded Your Heroes
Jack Tripper Was Once a Bull
Then Solomon Eroded Jack's Machismo
Now Jack Is a Homosexual
Out There Hoein' w/Chewbacca
20:20 The Facts of Life
This is 66/6
#CLOAK
<7>*
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
20:20 #SaltShaker
20:20 #Pendulum
PINOCCHIO Said "I'm a Real Boy"
Oscar The Grouch Said to Pinocchio
">You're #LiveStock in a #DataWarehouse<
So, Shut The Phuck Up
And Find Your Place In Line"
66/6
REMINDER
*<8>
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
20:20 #Clockwork
20:20 Con-#Tract-ion
20:20 #Digest-ive #Tract
20:20 #NeuralNetwork
20:20 Neural Network Like
your legion of sock puppets
you call your sock puppets 'people'
I Call 'em 'some monkeys'
>66/6<
<9>*
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
ANTIRETROVIRAL
APPARATUS
#WickedMachination
Sybil Writes On Fiends
Sybil Writes On Fiends These Days
She Tattoos Her Prophecies On Drug-Addicts
What Is This World Coming To?
72/11
HORMONE
MICROWAVE
PARADIGM
*<0>
20:20 KathleenLights Hormone 91 #Hormone
20:20 #Rabies 91 #Cognition
She Hid The Nature Of Her Hormones
She Hid It Semi-Well (Arguable)
She Hid The Nature Of Her Hormones
The Church Lady Glares at Kathleen&Says
"Your Hormones Have an Evil Nature, Woman"
6-9 Vanilla Bean
66/6
Friday, May 20, 2022
UPGRADE Kirioka Blacc Magic
Saturday, January 22, 2022
Hasselbecc Com-Post
>An #04 De #Ti Ti #De Go #An<
To Chanin Starbuck's Right, See an Image of Michelle Forbes. Michelle Forbes Stands on Top of a Neon Green Sign That Displays 'NBA'. Michelle Forbes Wears a Sleeveless Green Fishnet Dress, Red Panties, Platinum Gladiator Boots, a Platinum Link Chain Necklace with a Platinum&Emerald 'GHI' Pendant, 4 Platinum Bracelets on Her Right Wrist, 1 Pearl Bracelet on Her Left Wrist, and a Black Captain's Hat. See a Platinum Sex Demon Head on The Front of Michelle Forbes' Captain's Hat. Above Michelle Forbes, See a Platinum 12-Hour Clock-Face with Glowing Green Arms. With Her Right Hand, Michelle Forbes Holds a Pack of Playing Cards. With Her Left Hand, Michelle Forbes Holds a Glowing Green Javelin; See The Name 'SOPHIA' in Platinum on The Javelin.
To Chanin Starbuck's Left, See an Image of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Wears a Green Corset, Green Panties, Green Garter Belts, Red Stockings, Green Mule Shoes, a Black Cape, and a Red&Green Feather Headdress. See a Platinum Hummingbird and a Platinum '44' on Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Headdress. Above Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Headdress, See a Neon White Sign That Displays 'WORD'. See a Platinum Boombox on Top of 'WORD'. Elisabeth Hasselbeck Holds a Cue Ball with Her Right Hand, She Holds a HP 9g Calculator with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Bronze Owl
Across The Bottom of The Section, See 'Rhabdoviridae' in Green.
To Mary West's Left, See an Image of Danica Patrick. Danica Patrick Stands on Top of a Square Blue Die; See 2 Gold Dots Displayed on The Die. Danica Patrick Wears a Blue Crop Top T-Shirt, a Gold Rope Chain Necklace with a Gold 'ε' Symbol Pendant, a Bracelet of Blue Beads on Her Left Wrist, Blue Denim Short Shorts, a Pair of Blue Roller-Skates with Electrified White Wheels, and a Pair of White Tube Socks with 2 Blue Stripes on Each Sock. See a Gold '20:20' on The Front of Danica Patrick's Crop Top T-Shirt. A Pair of Gold Antelope Horns are Attached to Danica Patrick's Head. Above Danica Patrick's Horns, See a Turquoise Dragon's Head; See a Gold '25' in The Dragon's Open Mouth. Danica Patrick Holds a Gold TEC-9 with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Quart Size Ziplock Freezer Bag Full of Marijuana with Her Left Hand.
To Mary West's Right, See an Image of Katie Steiner. Katie Steiner Stands On Top of a Neon Blue Sign That Displays 'CRIP'. Katie Steiner Wears a Blue Boiler Suit, Black Converse All-Stars, Black Batting Gloves, a Gold Link Chain Necklace, and a Blue Baseball Cap. See a Gold '47ε' on Katie Steiner's Baseball Cap. See a Black Medusa Head on The Left Breast of Katie Steiner's Boiler Suit. Above Katie Steiner, See The Symbol 'SεT' in Black. With Her Left Hand, Katie Steiner Holds a Jar of Glowing Blue Capsules. With Her Right Hand, Katie Steiner Holds a Gold Machete; See The Symbol 'α' in Blue on The Blade of The Machete.
The Background on The Section is Silver.
At Top Center on The Section, See a Totem-Style Thunderbird.
At Bottom Center on The Section, See The Symbol '#CodeFarm' in Blue.
To Jen York's Left, See a Nun in a Red Habit. The Red Nun Stands on Top of a Neon Red Sign That Displays 'TETRIS'. Above The Red Nun, See The Symbols '66/6 Algorithms' in White. With Both Hands, The Red Nun Holds a Platinum Banjo.
To Jen York's Right, See a Rottweiler. The Rottweiler Sits on Top of a Platinum Sphere, See a White Chess Rook on The Sphere. The Rottweiler Holds a Bronze Pirate's Hook-Hand in its Mouth. Above The Rottweiler, See an Anglerfish.
The Background on The Section is Pebble Tile.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Platinum Steering Wheel.
To Amber Riley's Right, See an Image of Brittany Snow. Brittany Snow Stands on a Glowing White '24'. Brittany Snow Wears a White Bra, White Panties and Black Bondage Boots. A Pair of Red&White Candy-Cane-Striped Antelope Horns are Attached to Brittany Snow's Head. See 2 Gold Coins Between Brittany Snow's Horns, See 1 Gold Coin Above Brittany Snow's Horns, See 1 Gold Coin Between Brittany Snow's Breasts. See a Black '?' Symbol on The Front of Brittany Snow's Panties. Brittany Snow Holds a Blue Cell Phone with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Platinum 24-Cavity Mini-Muffin Pan with Her Left Hand.
To Amber Riley's Left, See a Cheetah. The Cheetah Sits on a Neon White Sign That Displays 'Driver'. Above The Cheetah, See a Neon White Sign That Displays 'Device'.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Speak & Spell Toy.
Across The Bottom of The Section, See The Symbol '#iSoftware' in Pink.
To Debra Bonner's Right, See an Image of Katie Boer. Katie Boer Stands on Top of a Rectangular Black Box; See The Word 'SPINNERETS' in White on The Side of The Box. Katie Boer Wears a Long-Sleeved Red Fishnet Dress, Black Wedge Sandals, Black Panties, a Turquoise Bracelet on Her Left Wrist, a Bone&Turquoise Choker Necklace, and a Black&Red Feathered Headdress. See a Bronze '92' on Katie Boer's Headdress. Above Katie Boer's Headdress, See a Braided Black Horsetail. To The Horsetail's Right, See The Symbol 'AC' in Black; To The Horsetail's Left, See The Symbol 'DC' in Black. Katie Boer Holds a Black Signal Whip with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Banana with Her Left Hand.
To Debra Bonner's Left, See an Image of Monica Crowley. Monica Crowley Stands on Top of a Bronze '96'. Monica Crowley Wears a Black Corset, Black Panties, Black Stockings, Black Garter Belts, and Bronze Scarpins. A Pair of Bronze Antelope Horns are Attached to Monica Crowley's Head. Above Monica Crowley's Horns, See a Black&White Chessboard (32 Chess Pieces on The Board). Monica Crowley Holds an Open&Lit Zippo Lighter with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Bronze Masquerade Mask with Her Left Hand.
The Background on The Section is White.
To The Red Nun's Right, See an Image of Clare Grant. Clare Grant Sits on, and Straddles, a Bronze Cannon. In The Mouth of The Cannon, See Stripe from The Movie 'Gremlins'; Stripe Holds a Rubik's Cube. Clare Grant Wears Red Leather Pants, Bronze Closed-Toe T-Strap High-Heeled Shoes, Bronze Leather Gloves, and a Bronze Chain Mail Camisole. One Bronze Antelope Horn is Attached to Clare Grant's Head (Right Side). Clare Grant has a Black Eye (Left Eye). Above Clare Grant, See The Following Magic Square in Black on an Unrolled Scroll:
7,12,1,14,
2,13,8,11,
16,3,10,5,
9,6,15,4.
With Both Hands, Clare Grant Holds a Bronze Telescope.
To The Red Nun's Left, See an Image of Erin Andrews. Erin Andrews Stands on Top of a Bronze Dragon's Head. See a Bronze Stiletto Shoe in The Dragon's Open Mouth. Erin Andrews Wears a Bronze Hooded Robe; On Erin Andrews' Robe, See a White 6-Pointed Star, a Bowling Pin, a Staple Remover, a Pickle, a Vagina, a White Ladder with 6 Rungs, a White Rabbit, 3 White Tomahawks, 3 Black Tomahawks, a Pink Mouth-Guard, a Green Cocoon, a Ferrari Logo, a 7 of Diamonds Card, and a Glowing White 'ε'. Above Erin Andrews, See The Word 'Viral' in Bronze. With Her Left Hand, Erin Andrews Holds a Bronze Antelope Horn. With Her Right Hand, Erin Andrews Holds a Full Bottle of Chocolate Milk.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
To Diane Neal's Right, See an Image of Debby Ryan. Debby Ryan Stands on Top of a Neon Blue Sign That Displays 'SEX'. Debby Ryan Wears Black Gladiator Boots, a Bronze Chain Mail Loincloth, 3 Onyx Bracelets on Her Right Wrist, 3 Bronze Bracelets on Her Left Wrist, and a Pearl Necklace. Debby Ryan's Face and Body are Painted Platinum. A Pair of Black Angel Wings are Attached to Debby Ryan's Back. See a Pink Lily Blossom Between Debby Ryan's Breasts. A Pair of Black Antelope Horns are Attached to Debby Ryan's Head; See a White '5' on Debby Ryan's Right Horn, See a White '4' on Debby Ryan's Left Horn. Above Debby Ryan's Horns, See a Black 8-Studded Lego. Debby Ryan Holds a Fire Extinguisher with Her Right Hand, She Holds a Platinum Hitachi Magic Wand with Her Left Hand.
To Diane Neal's Left, See an Image of Katie Steiner, Katie Steiner Stands on Top of a Neon Blue Sign That Displays 'SCRIPT'. Katie Steiner Wears a Black Boiler Suit, Blue Converse All-Stars, Blue Batting Gloves, a Platinum Link Chain Necklace, and a Black Baseball Cap. See a Bronze '47ε' on Katie Steiner's Baseball Cap. Above Katie Steiner, See a Chunk of Honeycomb. With Her Right Hand, Katie Steiner Holds a Jar of Glowing Blue Capsules; With Her Left Hand, Katie Steiner Holds a Bronze Croquet Wicket.
The Background on The Section is Pink.
To Selena Gomez' Right, See an Image of Jen York. Jen York Stands on Top of a Neon Pink Sign That Displays 'SONG'. Jen York Wears Bronze Swimfins, Glowing White Panties and a Black Cowboy Hat. Jen York's Face and Body are Painted Black. See a Pink '@' Symbol on The Front of Jen York's Panties. See a Bronze 'ε' Between Jen York's Breasts. Above Jen York, See a Neon Pink Sign That Displays 'λIRIS'. With Her Left Hand, Jen York Holds a Manila File Folder; See The Symbol '#KillerFile' in Black on The File Folder. With Her Right Hand, Jen York Holds a White Rabbit by The Ears.
To Selena Gomez' Left, See an Image of Shirley Sherrill. Shirley Sherrill Sits on The Back of a Donkey. Shirley Sherrill Wears Black Socks, Platinum Soccer Shoes, Black Panties, an Unbuttoned Long-Sleeved Black Blouse with the Sleeves Rolled Up to Elbows, Black Leather Gloves, and a Platinum Rope Chain Necklace with a Platinum 'i' Pendant. See a Bronze '76' on Shirley Sherrill's Hat. Above Shirley Sherrill, See a Neon Orange Sign That Displays 'Live'. With Both Hands, Shirley Sherrill Holds a Rope and Lasso.
The Background on The Section is Green.
To Cynthia Hinds' Right, See an Image of Nina Ansary. Nina Ansary Stands On Top of a Green '24'. Nina Ansary Wears a Black Boiler Suit, Red Kitten Heel Pointed-Toe Mary Janes, a Zebra Print Belt, Green Rubber Kitchen Gloves, and a Black Baseball Cap. See a Glowing Green '20:20' on Nina Ansary's Ball Cap; See a Glowing White '+606' on Nina Ansary's Boiler Suit; See a Glowing White '+1400' on Each of Nina Ansary's Shoes. Above Nina Ansary, See an Analog-to-Digital Converter Box. Above The Converter Box, See a Red Squid. With Her Right Hand, Nina Ansary Holds a Janbiya; See a Glowing White '+1800' on The Janbiya. With Her Left Hand, Nina Ansary Holds a Wing Mirror.
To Cynthia Hinds' Left, See an Image of Sarah Butler. Sarah Butler is Mounted on a Gold Hexagon. Sarah Butler is Nude Except for a Black Captain's Hat on Her Head, Her Arms&Legs Have Been Removed. See a Glowing White '+1' on The Front of Sarah Butler's Hat. See a Blue '44' Between Sarah Butler's Breasts. See a Black '♥' Above Sarah Butler's Vagina. See a Glowing White '+2700' on Sarah Butler's Vagina. Above The Gold Hexagon, See a Gold Satellite Dish; See a Glowing White '+2700' on The Dish. Below The Gold Hexagon, See 2 Savannah Cats Mating.
The Background on The Section is Cement Gray.
At Top Center on Section, See a Pink Steering Wheel.
At Bottom Center on Section, See a White Wicker Peacock Chair.
To Georgeann Hawkins' Left, See an Image of Erin Andrews. Erin Andrews Stands on Top of a Neon White Sign That Displays 'HELL'. Erin Andrews Wears White Leather Knee-High Boots, a White Leather Skirt, a Zipped-Up White Leather Jacket, White Leather Gloves, a Platinum 'ε' Hanging from an Earring in Her Left Ear, a Green '♦' Hanging from an Earring in Her Right Ear, and a White Baseball Cap. See a Black '7x13' on Erin Andrews' Ball Cap. Above Erin Andrews, See a Bronze Banner; See 'Rule 34' in Black on The Banner. Above The Banner, See a Bronze Pear of Anguish. With Both Hands, Erin Andrews Holds a Black&Red Candy-Cane Striped Hockey Stick; See a Glowing White '+1400' on The Hockey Stick.
To Georgeann Hawkins' Right, See an Image of Rosaleen Norton. Rosaleen Norton Stands on Top of a White '♣'. Rosaleen Norton Wears Platinum Ballet Slippers, Vertical-Striped Black Thigh-High Stockings, Black Garter Belts, Black Panties, Black Leather Opera Gloves, a Platinum Rope Chain Necklace with a Diamond-Studded Platinum 'LUST+999' Pendant, and a Silver Pointy Witch Hat with a Black&White Zebra Print Band. A 2 of Clubs Card is Tucked Halfway Behind The Band on Rosaleen Norton's Hat; See a Glowing White '+2400' on Rosaleen Norton's Hat. See a Glowing White '+2700' on The Front of Rosaleen Norton's Panties; See a Glowing White '+1800' on Each of Her Opera Gloves; See a Glowing White '+1600' on Each of Her Stockings; See a Glowing White '+2222' on Each of Her Ballet Slippers. A Pair of Black&White Zebra-Striped Dragon Wings are Attached to Rosaleen Norton's Back; See a Black '7' on Each Wing. Above Rosaleen Norton, See The Symbol '#FreakPussy' in Pink. Above '#FreakPussy', See an Anglerfish. Rosaleen Norton Has Four Arms:
With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Triple Honeycomb Percolator Bong;
With Her Lower Left Hand, She Holds a White Stiletto Shoe;
With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Platinum One-Handed Flail; See a Glowing White '+3600' on The One-Handed Flail;
With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Baseball.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a White '28'
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Porcupine.
To Jacqueline McDonell's Right, See an Image of Jen York. Jen York Stands on Top of a Bronze '63'. Jen York is Nude; A Pair of Black&Red Striped Impala Horns are Attached to Jen York's Head; a Pair of Black&Red Zebra-Striped Dragon Wings are Attached to Jen York's Back. See a Black 'ε' Between Jen York's Breasts. See a Glowing White '+2700' on Jen York's Vagina. Above Jen York's Head, See The Name 'Sophia' in Black; Above 'Sophia', See a Bronze Ring. Inside The Bronze Ring, See a Pink Sequin Gatsby Cap, an Anglerfish, a Procedure Mask, and a Green '$' Symbol. See a Glowing White '+969' on The Gatsby Cap. With Her Right Hand, Jen York Holds a 6-Ball (Billiards). With Her Left Hand, Jen York Holds a Red Hitachi Magic Wand with a Black Head; See a Glowing White '+2500' on The Hitachi Magic Wand.
To Jacqueline McDonell's Left, See an Image of Erika Christensen. Erika Christensen Stands on Top of The Term 'DEBUG', 'DEBUG' is in Black. Erika Christensen Wears Black Peep-Toe Platform Pumps, a Red&Black Zebra Print Pencil Skirt, a Black&Red Zebra Print Tube Top, Red Leather Opera Gloves, a Necklace of Black&Red Beads, and a Bronze Viking Helmet with 2 Black Horns. Erika Christensen's Toenails are Painted Red. See a Glowing White '+1441' on Erika Christensen's Viking Helmet. See a Glowing White 'ε' on Erika Christensen's Tube Top. Above Erika Christensen, See a Black '808'. With Her Left Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Yellow Broom; See The Symbol 'Tonfy' in Silver on The Handle of The Broom. With Her Right Hand, Erika Christensen Holds a Rectangular Black Box Labeled 'Sodom 440: The Ratcliffe Hotel' in Red.
The Background on The Section is White.
At Top Center on Section, See '65261' in Black.
At Bottom Center on Section, See an Image of The Jaquet-Droz Automaton 'The Draughtsman'.
To Therese Brandl's Right, See an Image of Ann Coulter. Ann Coulter Stands On Top of a Black 'HC+2'. Ann Coulter Wears Green Leather Lace-Up Knee-High Boots with Black Laces; a Bronze Belly Chain; a Necklace of Black&Green Beads; 4 Bronze Bangle Bracelets on Her Right Wrist; a Black,Bronze&Green Beaded Cuff Bracelet on Her Left Wrist; a Silver '41' Hanging from an Earring in Her Left Ear; a Green-Tipped Silver Feather Hanging from an Earring in Her Right Ear; and a Green Sequin Beret. See a Glowing White '+2222' on Each of Ann Coulter's Boots; See a Glowing White '+1203' on Ann Coulter's Beret. A Pair of Black&Green Zebra-Striped Dragon Wings are Attached to Ann Coulter's Back. A Penis is Attached to Ann Coulter's Body, Above Her Vagina; Ann Coulter Has an Erection. See a Glowing White '+2400' on Ann Coulter's Penis; See a Glowing White '+2400' on Ann Coulter's Vagina. Above Ann Coulter, See a Pee-Chee Folder; See The Symbol '#KillerFile' in Red on The Pee-Chee Folder. See a Blue '32' on The Pee-Chee Folder. With Both Hands, Ann Coulter Holds a Gold Double-Headed Spiked Meteor Hammer; See a Glowing White '+1800' on Each Head.
To Therese Brandl's Left, See an Image of Megan Hilty. Megan Hilty Stands on Top of a Bronze '44'; See a White Serpent Wrapped Around The '4' on The Right, See a Black Serpent Wrapped Around The '4' on The Left. Megan Hilty Wears Bronze Peep-Toe Ankle-Strap Platform Pumps, White Toenail Polish on Right Toes, Black Toenail Polish on Left Toes, a Sleeveless Bronze Silk Dress, a Necklace of Black&Green Beads, Green Boxing Gloves, and a Black Mesh Cap. See The Name 'Hexy So' in Pink on Megan Hilty's Mesh Cap. See a Glowing White '+808' on Each of Megan Hilty's Boxing Gloves. Above Megan Hilty, See The Name 'Thaumiel' in Green. Above 'Thaumiel', See 2 Bronze Falcata Swords Crossed; See a Glowing White '+1600' on Each Falcata Sword. Above The Falcata Swords, See The Word 'Dual' in Black.
The Background on The Section is Blue.
At Top Center on Section, See a Concert Speaker.
At Bottom Center on Section, See '40 40' in Green.
See a Glowing Pink Chess Knight; See a Black Keyhole on The Chess Knight
With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Black&Pink Abacus
With Her Lower Left Hand, She Holds a Horseshoe Magnet; See a Black Centipede On The Magnet
With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a 15 Puzzle; See a Glowing Blue Centipede On The 15 Puzzle
With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Red ♥-Shaped Box Labeled 'Love Zone 66/6' in Black; See a Mr. Yuk Sticker on The Box; See a Glowing Pink Centipede and a Black Centipede On The Box.
To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Right, See an Image of Rebecca Marrero. Rebecca Marrero Stands in a Stone Planter Pot; See 'Nucleorhabdovirus' in Green on The Front of The Planter Pot. Rebecca Marrero Wears a Blue Suede Pencil Skirt; an Unzipped Burgundy Faux Fur Coat; a Platinum Rope Chain Necklace with a Diamond-Studded Platinum '7x13' Pendant; a Diamond Ring on Her Left Ring Finger; a White 'By' Hanging from an Earring in Her Right Ear; a Platinum,Diamond&Pearl Drop Earring in Her Left Ear; and a Blue Sequin Cowboy Hat. See a Glowing Gold '+4404' on Rebecca Marrero's Skirt; See a Glowing Gold '+5505' on Her Coat; See a Glowing Gold '+18,000' on Her Hat. Above Rebecca Marrero, See a Red Beacon Light; Above The Beacon Light, See The Term 'Quεεn' in Platinum. On Top of 'Quεεn', See a Toy Red Corvette. With Her Right Hand, Rebecca Marrero Holds a Bullwhip; See a Glowing Red '-18,000' on The Bullwhip. With Her Left Hand, Rebecca Marrero Holds a Bingo Card (Red Border, 'BINGO' in White, Blue Lines and Numbers).
To Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Left, See an Image of Eileen Whelan. Eileen Whelan Stands On Top of a Platinum '044'. Eileen Whelan Wears Red Leather Knee-High Boots; See a Platinum Spur and a Black Spur Strap on Each Boot; Blue Fishnet Stockings; a White Leather Mini-Skirt; a Buttoned-Up Blue Long-Sleeved Blouse; a Green 'ε' Hanging from an Earring in Her Right Ear; a Black 'ε' Hanging from an Earring in Her Left Ear; and a Red Sequin Beret, See a Platinum '96' on The Front of The Beret. See a Glowing Gold '+1700' On Each of Eileen Whelan's Boots; See a Glowing Gold '+666' on Each Spur Strap; See a Glowing Gold '+999' on Each of Her Stockings; See a Glowing Red '-1800' on Her Mini-Skirt; See a Glowing Gold '+1800' on Her Blouse; See a Glowing Gold '+8016' on Her Beret. Above Eileen Whelan, See a Glowing Blue Sphere; See a Red&White Dragon on The Sphere. On Top of The Sphere, See a Chimpanzee. The Chimpanzee Wears a Chicago Cubs Cap and a White T-Shirt; See The Word 'ODE' in Red on The Chimpanzee's T-Shirt. With Both Hands, The Chimpanzee Holds a Black Stiletto Shoe. Eileen Whelan Holds an Ear of Corn with Her Left Hand; With Her Right Hand, She Holds a Pee-Chee Folder. See The Symbol '#Rabies85' in Pink on The Pee-Chee Folder; See The Symbol 'Titon' in Blue on The Pee-Chee Folder.
The Background on The Section is Milky White.
At Top Center on Section, See The Symbol 'GO' in Platinum
At Bottom Center on Section, See a 3 of Hearts Card.
To Katy Perry's Right, See an Image of Kelly Ripa. Kelly Ripa Stands On Top of a Rectangular Green Box; See The Name 'RABIES89' in Red on The Side of The Box. Kelly Ripa Wears Green Galoshes; Black,Green&Gold Thigh-High Striped Socks; a Gold Chain Mail Crop Top Camisole; a Gold Belly Chain with a Diamond-Studded Gold '99' Pendant; a Black Leather Cord Necklace with a Glowing Pink 'FIST' Pendant; a Black '9' Hanging from an Earring in Her Left Ear; a Green '9' Hanging from an Earring in Her Right Ear; a Gold Upper-Arm Cuff Bracelet on Her Right Arm; a Bracelet of Red 6-Sided Dice with Gold Dots on Her Right Wrist; a Silver Upper-Arm Bangle on Her Left Arm; a Bracelet of Braided Black Leather on Her Left Wrist; and a Gold Head Chain. See a Glowing Gold '+7200' on Each of Kelly Ripa's Galoshes; See a Glowing White '+1700' on Each of Her Socks; See a Glowing Gold '+18,000' on Her Vagina; See a Glowing White '+666' on Her Belly Chain; See a Glowing White '+689' on Her Camisole; See a Black '+360' on Her Gold Cuff Bracelet. A Penis is Attached to Kelly Ripa's Body, Above Her Vagina. Kelly Ripa Has an Erection. See a Glowing Red '-18,000' on Kelly Ripa's Penis, See a Mr. Yuk Sticker on Kelly Ripa's Penis. A Pair of Black,Green&Gold Striped Impala Horns Are Attached to Kelly Ripa's Head. Between Kelly Ripa's Horns, See a Glowing Pink '72/11'. Above Kelly Ripa's Horns, See The Term 'Sex Demon' in Glowing Pink. On Top of 'Sex Demon', See a Gold Typewriter; See a Glowing Blue '+36,000' on The Typewriter. With Her Right Hand, Kelly Ripa Holds a Sheet of Aluminum Foil. With Her Left Hand, Kelly Ripa Holds a Composition Book.
To Katy Perry's Left, See an Image of Diane Neal. Diane Neal Stands On Top of a Neon Green Sign That Displays 'VECTOR'. Diane Neal Wears Green Mary Jane Platform Pumps; Black&Green Vertical Stripe Thigh-High Stockings; Gold Garters; a Gold Rope Chain Necklace with a Diamond-Studded Gold 'LUST+666' Pendant; a Black '♥' for an Earring in Her Right Ear; and a Green '♥' for an Earring in Her Left Ear. See a Glowing Gold '+7200' on Each of Diane Neal's Shoes; See a Glowing Gold '+1400' on Each of Diane Neal's Stockings; See a Black '+666' on Each of Diane Neal's Garters; See a Glowing Gold '+19,000' on Diane Neal's Vagina. A Penis is Attached to Diane Neal's Body, Above Her Vagina. Diane Neal Has an Erection; See a Glowing Gold '+21,000' on Diane Neal's Penis. A Pair of Glowing Gold Ram's Horns are Attached to Diane Neal's Head; See a Black '+14,000' on Each Horn. A Pair of Green Dragon Wings are Attached to Diane Neal's Back; See a Glowing Gold '+72,000' on Each Wing. Above Diane Neal, See The Symbol '#Satan38' in Glowing Pink. Standing On Top of '#Satan38', See a Four-Armed Platinum Fairy.
With Her Upper Left Hand, The Fairy Holds a Green Baton;
With Her Lower Left Hand, The Fairy Holds a Red Baton;
With Her Upper Right Hand, The Fairy Holds a Silver Baton;
With Her Lower Right Hand, The Fairy Holds a Black Baton.
Diane Neal Has 3 Arms:
With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Gold Gladius; See a Black '+24,000' on The Gladius
With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Black&Gold Platform Wedge Shoe; See a Glowing Gold '+37,000' on The Shoe
With Her Left Hand, She Holds a Pink Hula Hop; See The Symbol 'Set+1800' in Glowing Green on The Hula Hoop.
The Background on The Section is Black with Rows of Green Binary Code Strings.
At Top Center on Section, See a Gold '109'
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Shop' in Gold.
3,17,18,
19,7,1,11,
16,2,5,6,9,
12,4,8,14,
10,13,15.
To Erika Christensen's Right, See an Image of Sandy Rios. Sandy Rios Stands On Top of a Neon Red Sign That Displays 'WAR'. Sandy Rios is Nude, Her Face and Body are Painted Red. See a Glowing White '+2200' on Sandy Rios' Vagina. A Pair of Silver Ram's Horns are Attached to Sandy Rios' Head; See a Black '+1800' on Each Horn. See a Gold Centipede Between Sandy Rios' Breasts; Above The Centipede, See a Blue '34'.
A Pair of White Angel Wings are Attached to Sandy Rios' Back. Above Sandy Rios, See a Blue Square; See The Following Magic Square in Black on The Square:
4,14,15,1,
9,7,6,12,
5,11,10,8,
16,2,3,13.
Sandy Rios Has Four Arms:
With Her Upper Left Hand, She Holds a Rectangular Red Box Labeled 'Negro Magic+Ton' in Black
She Has a Bronze Hook for a Lower Left Hand; Impaled on Sandy Rios' Hook, See a Cooked Pork Chop.
With Her Upper Right Hand, She Holds a Punishment Cane; See a Glowing Blue '+1800' on The Punishment Cane
With Her Lower Right Hand, She Holds a Silver Pear of Anguish; See a Glowing Red '-1800' on The Pear of Anguish.
To Erika Christensen's Left, See an Image of Rachel Maddow. Rachel Maddow is Nude, Hog-Tied&On Her Stomach On Top of a Wood Table. Rachel Maddow's Head is Pointed Toward The Viewer, Rachel Maddow Looks Up at The Viewer. Rachel Maddow's Mouth is Open, Her Tongue Has Been Removed. See a Green Double-Ended Dildo on The Table Under Rachel Maddow's Chin; See '63513' in Gold on The Double-Ended Dildo.
Above Rachel Maddow; See a Red Square; See The Following Magic Square in Black on The Square:
16,3,2,13,
5,10,11,8,
9,6,7,12,
4,15,14,1.
Under The Table, See a Rectangular White Box; See The Name 'Neptune Society' in Blue On The Side of The Box.
The Background on The Section is Black.
At Top Center on Section, See a Silver Cauldron; See The Symbol 'ox' on The Cauldron ('x' in Black, 'o' in White)
At Bottom Center on Section, See The Word 'Moral' in Red.
To Margie Phelps' Right, See an Image of Kitty Genovese. Kitty Genovese Stands on The Top/Opening of a Green Super Mario Bros. Pipe; See The Symbol 'An' in White on The Pipe. Kitty Genovese Wears Blue,Red&White Checkered Thigh-High Socks; a White Crop Top T-Shirt; 4 Silver Bangle Bracelets on Her Right Wrist; a Gold Cuff Bracelet on Her Left Wrist; a Triple-Strand Necklace of Blue,Red&White Beads; a Platinum '4' Hanging from an Earring in Her Right Ear; and a Platinum '1' Hanging from an Earring in Her Left Ear. See The Word 'Pussy' in Blue on The Front of Kitty Genovese's Crop Top T-Shirt. See a Glowing Gold '+1300' on Each of Kitty Genovese's Socks; See a Glowing White '+4100' on Kitty Genovese's Vagina; See a Black '+999' on Kitty Genovese's Gold Cuff Bracelet; See a Glowing Gold '+1294' on Her Necklace; See a Black '+1600' on Kitty Genovese's T-Shirt. See a Glowing Red Halo Above Kitty Genovese's Head; See a Glowing Green Halo Above The Red Halo; See a Glowing Yellow Halo Above The Green Halo; See a Glowing Blue Halo Above The Yellow Halo. Above The Blue Halo, See The Symbol 'Savvy+99' in Gold. Above 'Savvy+99', See The Symbol '#ManifestWicked' in White. With Her Right Hand, Kitty Genovese Holds a Gold-Framed Hand-Mirror; See Katie Steiner's Face Reflected on The Mirror. With Her Left Hand, Kitty Genovese Holds a Tennis Ball.
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The Background on The Section is Blue.
At Top Center on Section, See a Moose
At Bottom Center on Section, See a Pitcher's Plate.
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WAINAMOINEN, ancient minstrel,
The eternal wisdom-singer,
For his boat was working lumber,
Working long upon his vessel,
On a fog-point jutting seaward,
On an island, forest-covered;
But the lumber failed the master,
Beams were wanting for his vessel,
Beams and scantling, ribs and flooring.
Who will find for him the lumber,
Who procure the timber needed
For the boat of Wainamoinen,
For the bottom of his vessel?
Pellerwoinen of the prairies,
Sampsa, slender-grown and ancient,
He will seek the needful timber,
He procure the beams of oak-wood
For the boat of Wainamoinen,
For the bottom of his vessel.
Soon he starts upon his journey
To the eastern fields and forests,
Hunts throughout the Northland mountain
To a second mountain wanders,
To a third he hastens, searching,
Golden axe upon his shoulder,
In his hand a copper hatchet.
Comes an aspen-tree to meet him
Of the height of seven fathoms.
Sampsa takes his axe of copper,
Starts to fell the stately aspen,
But the aspen quickly halting,
Speaks these words to Pellerwoinen:
"Tell me, hero, what thou wishest,
What the service thou art needing?"
Sampsa Pellerwoinen answers:
"This indeed, the needed service
That I ask of thee, O aspen:
Need thy lumber for a vessel,
For the boat of Wainamoinen,
Wisest of the wisdom-singers."
Quick and wisely speaks the aspen,
Thus its hundred branches answer:
"All the boats that have been fashioned
From my wood have proved but failures;
Such a vessel floats a distance,
Then it sinks upon the bottom
Of the waters it should travel.
All my trunk is filled with hollows,
Three times in the summer seasons
Worms devour my stem and branches,
Feed upon my heart and tissues."
Pellerwoinen leaves the aspen,
Hunts again through all the forest,
Wanders through the woods of Northland,
Where a pine-tree comes to meet him,
Of the height of fourteen fathoms.
With his axe he chops the pine-tree,
Strikes it with his axe of copper,
As he asks the pine this question:
"Will thy trunk give worthy timber
For the boat of Wainamoinen,
Wisest of the wisdom-singers?"
Loudly does the pine-tree answer:
"All the ships that have been fashioned
From my body are unworthy;
I am full of imperfections,
Cannot give thee needed timber
Wherewithal to build thy vessel;
Ravens live within ray branches,
Build their nests and hatch their younglings
Three times in my trunk in summer."
Sampsa leaves the lofty pine-tree,
Wanders onward, onward, onward,
To the woods of gladsome summer,
Where an oak-tree comes to meet him,
In circumference, three fathoms,
And the oak he thus addresses:
"Ancient oak-tree, will thy body
Furnish wood to build a vessel,
Build a boat for Wainamoinen,
Master-boat for the magician,
Wisest of the wisdom-singers?"
Thus the oak replies to Sampsa:
"I for thee will gladly furnish
Wood to build the hero's vessel;
I am tall, and sound, and hardy,
Have no flaws within my body;
Three times in the months of summer,
In the warmest of the seasons,
Does the sun dwell in my tree-top,
On my trunk the moonlight glimmers,
In my branches sings the cuckoo,
In my top her nestlings slumber."
Now the ancient Pellerwoinen
Takes the hatchet from his shoulder,
Takes his axe with copper handle,
Chops the body of the oak-tree;
Well he knows the art of chopping.
Soon he fells the tree majestic,
Fells the mighty forest-monarch,
With his magic axe and power.
From the stems he lops the branches,
Splits the trunk in many pieces,
Fashions lumber for the bottom,
Countless boards, and ribs, and braces,
For the singer's magic vessel,
For the boat of the magician.
Wainamoinen, old and skilful,
The eternal wonder-worker,
Builds his vessel with enchantment,
Builds his boat by art of magic,
From the timber of the oak-tree,
From its posts, and planks, and flooring.
Sings a song, and joins the frame-work;
Sings a second, sets the siding;
Sings a third time, sets the row-locks;
Fashions oars, and ribs, and rudder,
Joins the sides and ribs together.
When the ribs were firmly fastened,
When the sides were tightly jointed,
Then alas! three words were wanting,
Lost the words of master-magic,
How to fasten in the ledges,
How the stern should be completed,
How complete the boat's forecastle.
Then the ancient Wainamoinen,
Wise and wonderful enchanter,
Heavy-hearted spake as follows:
"Woe is me, my life hard-fated!
Never will this magic vessel
Pass in safety o'er the water,
Never ride the rough sea-billows."
Then he thought and long considered,
Where to find these words of magic,
Find the lost-words of the Master:
"From the brains of countless swallows,
From the heads of swans in dying,
From the plumage of the gray-duck?"
For these words the hero searches,
Kills of swans a goodly number,
Kills a flock of fattened gray-duck,
Kills of swallows countless numbers,
Cannot find the words of magic,
Not the lost-words of the Master.
Wainamoinen, wisdom-singer,
Still reflected and debated:
"I perchance may find the lost-words
On the tongue of summer-reindeer,
In the mouth of the white squirrel."
Now again he hunts the lost-words,
Hastes to find the magic sayings,
Kills a countless host of reindeer,
Kills a rafterful of squirrels,
Finds of words a goodly number,
But they are of little value,
Cannot find the magic lost-word.
Long he thought and well considered:
"I can find of words a hundred
In the dwellings of Tuoni,
In the Manala fields and castles."
Wainamoinen quickly journeys
To the kingdom of Tuoni,
There to find the ancient wisdom,
There to learn the secret doctrine;
Hastens on through fen and forest,
Over meads and over marshes,
Through the ever-rising woodlands,
Journeys one week through the brambles,
And a second through the hazels,
Through the junipers the third week,
When appear Tuoni's islands,
And the Manala fields and castles.
Wainamoinen, brave and ancient,
Calls aloud in tones of thunder,
To the Tuonela deeps and dungeons,
And to Manala's magic castle:
"Bring a boat, Tuoni's daughter,
Bring a ferry-boat, O maiden,
That may bear me o'er this channel,
O'er this black and fatal river."
Quick the daughter of Tuoni,
Magic maid of little stature,
Tiny virgin of Manala,
Tiny washer of the linen,
Tiny cleaner of the dresses,
At the river of Tuoni,
In Manala's ancient castles,
Speaks these words to Wainamoinen,
Gives this answer to his calling:
"Straightway will I bring the row-boat,
When the reasons thou hast given
Why thou comest to Manala
In a hale and active body."
Wainamoinen, old and artful.,
Gives this answer to the maiden:
"I was brought here by Tuoni,
Mana raised me from the coffin."
Speaks the maiden of Manala:
"This a tale of wretched liars;
Had Tuoni brought thee hither,
Mana raised thee from the coffin,
Then Tuoni would be with thee,
Manalainen too would lead thee,
With Tuoni's hat upon thee,
On thy hands, the gloves of Mana;
Tell the truth now, Wainamoinen,
What has brought thee to Manala?"
Wainamoinen, artful hero,
Gives this answer, still finessing:
"Iron brought me to Manala,
To the kingdom of Tuoni."
Speaks the virgin of the death-land,
Mana's wise and tiny daughter:
"Well I know that this is falsehood,
Had the iron brought thee hither,
Brought thee to Tuoni's kingdom,
Blood would trickle from thy vesture,
And the blood-drops, scarlet-colored.
Speak the truth now, Wainamoinen,
This the third time that I ask thee."
Wainamoinen, little heeding,
Still finesses to the daughter:
"Water brought me to Manala,
To the kingdom of Tuoui."
This the tiny maiden's answer:
"Well I know thou speakest falsely;
If the waters of Manala,
If the cataract and whirlpool,
Or the waves had brought thee hither,
From thy robes the drops would trickle,
Water drip from all thy raiment.
Tell the truth and I will serve thee,
What has brought thee to Manala?"
Then the wilful Wainamoinen
Told this falsehood to the maiden:
"Fire has brought me to Manala,
To the kingdom of Tuoni."
Spake again Tuoni's daughter:
"Well I know the voice of falsehood.
If the fire had brought thee hither,
Brought thee to Tuoni's empire,
Singed would be thy locks and eyebrows,
And thy beard be crisped and tangled.
O, thou foolish Wainamoinen,
If I row thee o'er the ferry,
Thou must speak the truth in answer,
This the last time I will ask thee;
Make an end of thy deception.
What has brought thee to Manala,
Still unharmed by pain or sickness,
Still untouched by Death's dark angel
Spake the ancient Wainamoinen:
"At the first I spake, not truly,
Now I give thee rightful answer:
I a boat with ancient wisdom,
Fashioned with my powers of magic,
Sang one day and then a second,
Sang the third day until evening,
When I broke the magic main-spring,
Broke my magic sledge in pieces,
Of my song the fleetest runners;
Then I come to Mana's kingdom,
Came to borrow here a hatchet,
Thus to mend my sledge of magic,
Thus to join the parts together.
Send the boat now quickly over,
Send me, quick, Tuoni's row-boat,
Help me cross this fatal river,
Cross the channel of Manala."
Spake the daughter of Tuoni,
Mana's maiden thus replying:
"Thou art sure a stupid fellow,
Foresight wanting, judgment lacking,
Having neither wit nor wisdom,
Coming here without a reason,
Coming to Tuoni's empire;
Better far if thou shouldst journey
To thy distant home and kindred;
Man they that visit Mana,
Few return from Maria's kingdom."
Spake the good old Wainamoinen:
"Women old retreat from danger,
Not a man of any courage,
Not the weakest of the heroes.
Bring thy boat, Tuoni's daughter,
Tiny maiden of Manala,
Come and row me o'er the ferry."
Mana's daughter does as bidden,
Brings her boat to Wainamoinen,
Quickly rows him through the channel,
O'er the black and fatal river,
To the kingdom of Manala,
Speaks these words to the magician:
"Woe to thee! O Wainamoinen!
Wonderful indeed, thy magic,
Since thou comest to Manala,
Comest neither dead nor dying."
Tuonetar, the death-land hostess,
Ancient hostess of Tuoni,
Brings him pitchers filled with strong-beer,
Fills her massive golden goblets,
Speaks these measures to the stranger:
"Drink, thou ancient Wainamoinen,
Drink the beer of king Tuoni!"
Wainamoinen, wise and cautious,
Carefully inspects the liquor,
Looks a long time in the pitchers,
Sees the spawning of the black-frogs,
Sees the young of poison-serpents,
Lizards, worms, and writhing adders,
Thus addresses Tuonetar:
"Have not come with this intention,
Have not come to drink thy poisons,
Drink the beer of Tuonela;
Those that drink Tuoni's liquors,
Those that sip the cups of Mana,
Court the Devil and destruction,
End their lives in want and ruin."
Tuonetar makes this answer:
"Ancient minstrel, Wainamoinen,
Tell me what has brought thee hither,
Brought thee to the, realm of Mana,
To the courts of Tuonela,
Ere Tuoni sent his angels
To thy home in Kalevala,
There to cut thy magic life-thread."
Spake the singer, Wainamoinen:
"I was building me a vessel,
At my craft was working, singing,
Needed three words of the Master,
How to fasten in the ledges,
How the stern should be completed,
How complete the boat's forecastle.
This the reason of my coming
To the empire of Tuoni,
To the castles of Manala:
Came to learn these magic sayings,
Learn the lost-words of the Master."
Spake the hostess, Tuonetar:
"Mana never gives these sayings,
Canst not learn them from Tuoni,
Not the lost-words of the Master;
Thou shalt never leave this kingdom,
Never in thy magic life-time,
Never go to Kalevala,
To Wainola's peaceful meadows.
To thy distant home and country."
Quick the hostess, Tuonetar,
Waves her magic wand of slumber
O'er the head of Wainamoinen,
Puts to rest the wisdom-hero,
Lays him on the couch of Mana,
In the robes of living heroes,
Deep the sleep that settles o'er him.
In Manala lived a woman,
In the kingdom of Tuoni,
Evil witch and toothless wizard,
Spinner of the threads of iron,
Moulder of the bands of copper,
Weaver of a hundred fish-nets,
Of a thousand nets of copper,
Spinning in the days of summer,
Weaving in the winter evenings,
Seated on a rock in water.
In the kingdom of Tuoni
Lived a man, a wicked wizard,
Three the fingers of the hero,
Spinner he of iron meshes,
Maker too of nets of copper,
Countless were his nets of metal,
Moulded on a rock in water,
Through the many days of summer.
Mana's son with crooked fingers,
Iron-pointed, copper fingers,
Pulls of nets, at least a thousand,
Through the river of Tuoni,
Sets them lengthwise, sets them crosswise,
In the fatal, darksome river,
That the sleeping Wainamomen,
Friend and brother of the waters,
May not leave the isle of Mana,
Never in the course of ages,
Never leave the death-land castles,
Never while the moonlight glimmers
On the empire of Tuoni.
Wainamoinen, wise and wary,
Rising from his couch of slumber,
Speaks these words as he is waking:
"Is there not some mischief brewing,
Am I not at last in danger,
In the chambers of Tuoni,
In the Manala home and household?"
Quick he changes his complexion,
Changes too his form and feature,
Slips into another body;
Like a serpent in a circle,
Rolls black-dyed upon the waters;
Like a snake among the willows,
Crawls he like a worm of magic,
Like an adder through the grasses,
Through the coal-black stream of death-land,
Through a thousand nets of copper
Interlaced with threads of iron,
From the kingdom of Tuoni,
From the castles of Manala.
Mana's son, the wicked wizard,
With his iron-pointed fingers,
In the early morning hastens
To his thousand nets of copper,
Set within the Tuoni river,
Finds therein a countless number
Of the death-stream fish and serpents;
Does not find old Wainamoinen,
Wainamoinen, wise and wary,
Friend and fellow of the waters.
When the wonder-working hero
Had escaped from Tuonela,
Spake he thus in supplication:
"Gratitude to thee, O Ukko,
Do I bring for thy protection!
Never suffer other heroes,
Of thy heroes not the wisest,
To transgress the laws of nature;
Never let another singer,
While he lives within the body,
Cross the river of Tuoni,
As thou lovest thy creations.
Many heroes cross the channel,
Cross the fatal stream of Mana,
Few return to tell the story,
Few return from Tuonela,
From Manala's courts and castles."
Wainamoinen calls his people,
On the plains of Kalevala,
Speaks these words of ancient wisdom,
To the young men, to the maidens,
To the rising generation:
"Every child of Northland, listen:
If thou wishest joy eternal,
Never disobey thy parents,
Never evil treat the guiltless,
Never wrong the feeble-minded,
Never harm thy weakest fellow,
Never stain thy lips with falsehood,
Never cheat thy trusting neighbor,
Never injure thy companion,
Lest thou surely payest penance
In the kingdom of Tuoni,
In the prison of Manala;
There, the home of all the wicked,
There the couch of the unworthy,
There the chambers of the guilty.
Underneath Manala's fire-rock
Are their ever-flaming couches,
For their pillows hissing serpents,
Vipers green their writhing covers,
For their drink the blood of adders,
For their food the pangs of hunger,
Pain and agony their solace;
If thou wishest joy eternal,
Shun the kingdom of Tuoni!"
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@MODE OF RATION-ALIZATION 1001
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20:20 Meta-FACTORS
20:20 FORMulating
INTOXICATING EFFECTS +7
20:20 Defense Against
24/7 PERSISTENCE assault
1000+ Days, 3+ Years
RAYMOND JACKSON PROGRESS
BLACK TYRANID @GENE EXPRESSION
Carli Bybel @TranscriptionFactor 0001
@MODE OF RATION-ALIZATION 1010
UPLOAD APPLICATION
Rabies 91 Tyranid Generator
Lemme Get Your Schematic
The Virus Homies Got That
BT GENE EXPRESSION
PRONOUNCE TYRANID TRAITS
Virus Turn Tyranid
WARHAMMER FOR @REEL